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Collection : Best 45 Very Funny Minions Quotes of the Week

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#1. I had the right to remain silent… But I didn’t have the ability.”

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#2. Of course, I talk like an idiot how else could you understand me?.”

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#3. I have just been diagnosed with ncd no can do!.”

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#4. I didn’t say I would be nice, I said I would try… it was too hard!.”

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#5. If Dorothy can click her heels together and get to Kansas then why can’t I click my flip flops together and get to the beach?.”

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#6. That moment when you hear a song and every word describes your situation perfectly.”

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#7. Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?.”

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#8. Just once I would like to read a medication label that says: warning’ may cause permanent weight loss, remove wrinkles and increase energy.”

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#9. I could be a morning person. If morning happened to be around noon.”

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#10. Spider-pig, spider-pig, does whatever a spider-pig does. Can he swing from a web? No, he can’t he’s a pig, look ouuuuut, he is a spider-pig! And you read it… by singing!!!.”

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#11. I officially resign from adulthood. Decisions will be made using the EENIE-MEENIE-MINIE- Meo method and arguments will be settled by sticking out my tongue.”

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#12. I need a time out! Send me to the beach and don’t let me come back till my attitude changes.”

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#13. If God shuts a door, quit banging on it! Whatever was behind it, wasn’t meant for you. Consider the fact that maybe he closed that door because the new you were worth so much more.”

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#14. Dear Sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back.”

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#15. You may be gone from my sight but you are never gone from my heart.”

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#16. Always love your mother because you will never get another.”

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#17. I don’t think you’re acting stupid. I’m convinced it’s the real thing.”

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#18. Never piss off the person that cooks your dinner…”

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#19. The best way to avoid disappointment is not to expect anything from anyone!.”

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#20. I watch people and wonder how some of them found their way out of the birth canal!.”

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#21. Yes I’m stubborn strong willed, and can be a pain in the ass! But I have a heart of gold!!.”

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#22. They’re called ‘man hours’ because a woman would have that shit done in 20 minutes!.”

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#23. Appreciate the food your mother cooks for you. Some don’t have food, others don’t have mothers.”

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#24. Keep calm and adore minions.”

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#25. Be happy in front of people who don’t like you, #it kills them”.”

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#26. I’m not a smartass… I am a skilled, trained professional in pointing out the obvious and I speak fluent sarcasm.”

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#28. I’m still waiting patiently for the wisdom that supposedly comes with old age. Anyone else?.”

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#29. Volleyball is just a more intense version of #dont let the balloon touch the floor”.”

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#30. I’ll be saving my resolution for 2019… I think I wanna be an asshole for 1 more year.”

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#31. Can’t find your children? Try turning off the wifi. They appear suddenly.”

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#32. I don’t hate you. I’m just not necessarily excited about your existence.”

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#33. Time doesn’t heal anything it just teaches us how to live with the pain.”

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#34. Dear person blasting music from their car while they drive by wait! I like that song, come back!.”

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#35. Don’t lose hope. You never know what tomorrow will bring.”

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#36. Going on youtube just to watch a quick music video than 5 hours later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe.”

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#37. At night I can’t sleep in the morning I can’t wake up.”

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#38. Me: Let me sleep Brain: Lol, no. Let’s stay awake and remember every stupid decision we made in life.”

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#39. The first thing I do when I wake up is: #try to sleep again.”

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#40. I hate mosquitoes. I mean I know I’m delicious but damn!.”

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#41. Ooh, who’s that sexy beast? Oh, I clicked on my own profile again.”

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#42. Dear extra fat in my body, you have 2 options: make your way to my boobs, or gtfo.”

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#43. I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven or… they send someone to pick us up?.”

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#44. Never judge a book by its movie.”

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#45. I hate two-faced people. It makes it harder for me to decide which side to slap first.”

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