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Here, we’ve compiled a list of the best Threesome Quotes of all time (listed in no particular order). You’ve likely heard some of the quotes before, but that’s because they truly are great, so if you’re looking for true inspiration, continue reading :
I like threesomes with two women, not because I’m a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I’m a romantic. I’m looking for “The One.” And I’ll find her more quickly if I audition two at a time. – Russell Brand
When it comes to sex, at my age I like threesomes. In case one of us dies. – Rodney Dangerfield
“Did those nice church ladies come by again?” He nodded. “I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in heaven, would it be a sin for them to have a threesome, since they were all married in God’s eye. And they decided they were late to be somewhere else.” – Ilona Andrews
How come the term ‘threesome’ is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more? – Dov Davidoff
Three has always been tougher than Two. Think of any of your famous threesomes. The Three Stooges? Look at the anger there. My bet is that before Curly was born, Moe and Larry could play together for hours without even a single poke in the eye. Huey, Dewey, and Louie? Donald Duck never had a moment’s peace. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly? I rest my case. – Paul Reiser
He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome. – Adam Carolla
Ok, this is the most unfun threesome I have ever been a part of. Nobody’s having sex and someone is yelling. I’m out of here. – James Van Der Beek
I could never have a threesome. This is not a threesome body. This is a turn off the lights body, leave your shirt on body – this is a tell nobody. – Felipe Esparza
When you’re 19, a threesome is normal. It’s fun. – Nate Parker
I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome. – Bo Burnham
What about Beck?” “Backwoods Boy? Are you crazy? It’d be a threesome – me, him and his overbearing ego. Definitely doomed to failure. – Jana Oliver
She was my mother. I couldn’t threaten to slap, stab, beat or even name call her. I tried to think of something to scare her into never mentioning the predicament with the Dreamsnatcher again. I’ll become a swinger,” I said. her eyes bugged. Uptight rearing made her uncomfortable with alternate lifestyles. “That’s right. threesomes, foursomes, and more. bones knows about a thousand chicks who’d love to hop into bed with us. It’ll be kinky, we’ll get out freak on.- – Jeaniene Frost
I always wondered about that woman who had that face transplant. If you went to bed with her, would that technically count as a threesome? – Frankie Boyle
I believe the media pretty much dictates the way relationships are handled, even in the way we handle ourselves. Abuse, cheating, threesomes, it’s inspired by music and television. Irresponsible artists and writers with a hidden agenda, just working against the moral fabric that God intended for us to have. – Tony Gaskins
Jim Cummings, Whoopie Goldberg & Cheech Marin make up this famous Disney threesome. – Alex Trebek
A threesome with a mother and her two twins. – Jeremy Shockey
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome. – Bobby Heenan
The only siblings I have are half-siblings. My nuclear family would have been an extra-suffocating threesome. Instead, I have an interesting brother and sister, in-laws, and darling nephews. – Jane Smiley
In the first season (of ‘Californication’), when we had the threesome with the nipple clamps, I was, like, ‘I don’t get this, I don’t know how you’re gonna do it.’ And then, all of a sudden, there’s a crane with a camera hanging over our heads, and you’re, like, ‘Okayyyyyyy. But how are you gonna sell this? How are you gonna make it work?’ And they ended up shooting it brilliantly, cutting it together, and it just all ended up working without me having to compromise my own personal morals. – Pamela Adlon
Although I get a lot of specialty services like wraps, scrubs, and mustache removal, my favorite is the simple manicure/pedicure. They work on your hands and feet at the same time while you sit in a vibrating chair. I call it the sorority girls version of a threesome. – Jen Lancaster
It was very nerve-wracking for me. I had to be drunk and have a threesome. I’m not that guy. Bobby Cannavale is that guy. But it was Vegas and things got crazy, and it happened. We go to Vegas to try to sign Elvis Presley and things get crazy. My character [in Vinyl] is stoned. – Ray Romano
