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Collection : +37 Funny Quotes and Sayings with Images

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The best quotes of all time are the ones that resonate with people in a way that the world will never forget them. They’re the kind of wisdom that smacks you in the face and encourages you to be all you can be. So if you need a quick reminder to be yourself, live life to the fullest, or follow your dreams, don’t be afraid to print out a great quote and tack it next to your desk or set it as your home screen background.

In this collection, we have listed the best +37 Funny Quotes and Sayings with Images to inspire you !

Best Funny Quotes and Sayings with Images

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Here, we’ve compiled a list of the best Funny Quotes of all time (listed in no particular order). You’ve likely heard some of the quotes before, but that’s because they truly are great, so if you’re looking for true inspiration, continue reading :

 

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.Alan Dundes

 

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.Dennis Wholey

 

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.Mark Twain

 

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.Dale Carnegie

 

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.Dalai Lama

 

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.Will Rogers

 

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.Norman Wisdom

 

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.Mark Twain

 

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.Phyllis Diller

 

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?… He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!Billy Connolly

 

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.Albert Einstein

 

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?George Carlin

 

A day without laughter is a day wasted.Charlie Chaplin

 

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.Oscar Wilde

 

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.Bryan White

 

Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.Charles M. Schulz

 

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month.Theodore Roosevelt

 

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.Oscar Wilde

 

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.Bill Watterson

 

Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.Mark Twain

 

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?Steven Wright

 

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.Prince Philip

 

My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition.Indira Gandhi

 

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.Margaret Mead

 

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheeseSteven Wright

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