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The best quotes of all time are the ones that resonate with people in a way that the world will never forget them. They’re the kind of wisdom that smacks you in the face and encourages you to be all you can be. So if you need a quick reminder to be yourself, live life to the fullest, or follow your dreams, don’t be afraid to print out a great quote and tack it next to your desk or set it as your home screen background.
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Best Funny Quotes and Sayings with Images
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Here, we’ve compiled a list of the best Funny Quotes of all time (listed in no particular order). You’ve likely heard some of the quotes before, but that’s because they truly are great, so if you’re looking for true inspiration, continue reading :
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. – Alan Dundes
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. – Dennis Wholey
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. – Mark Twain
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. – Dale Carnegie
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. – Dalai Lama
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. – Will Rogers
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. – Norman Wisdom
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason. – Mark Twain
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. – Phyllis Diller
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?… He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes! – Billy Connolly
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? – George Carlin
A day without laughter is a day wasted. – Charlie Chaplin
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. – Oscar Wilde
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. – Bryan White
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. – Charles M. Schulz
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month. – Theodore Roosevelt
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying. – Oscar Wilde
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. – Bill Watterson
Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe. – Mark Twain
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife. – Prince Philip
My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition. – Indira Gandhi
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. – Margaret Mead
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese – Steven Wright
