Funny Inspirational Quotes Life You’re Going To Love “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
Looking for funny inspirational quotes about life? Here are our favorite funny motivational quotes about life, work and becoming successful.
#1. Wake up beauty, it’s time to a beast!”
#2. To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.”
#3. Don’t be eye candy. Be soul food.”
#4. Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.”
#5. Don’t be upset by the results you didn’t get with the work you didn’t do”
#6. Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don’t.”
#7. My parents spanked me as a child as a result, I now suffer from a psychological condition known as #Respect for others”
#8. Don’t run away from challenges. Run over them.”
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#9. I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order.”
#10. Only those who care about you can hear you when you’re quiet.”
#11. Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget, they are also growing old.”
#12. We either make ourselves miserable or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same.”
#13. Be the energy you want to attract.”
#14. Every time you are able to find some humor in a difficult situation, you win.”
#15. I’m no cactus expert but I know a prick when I see one”
#16. Have patience, god isn’t finished yet.”
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#17. We tend to forget that baby steps still move us forward.”
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#18. Life has a funny way of working out just when you start to believe it never will.”
#19. Look in the mirror… that’s your competition.”
#20. If your path is more difficult, it’s because your calling is higher.”
#21. A wise man once said nothing”
#22. Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes. Even you.”
#23. Whoever is trying to bring you down, is already below you.”
#24. Me? Sarcastic? Never.”
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#25. We can’t direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.”
#26. When something goes wrong in your life, just yell, #plot twist!” and move on.”
#27. There are some things you can only learn in a storm”
#28. Two things to remember in life #Take care of your thoughts when you are alone”, and #Take care of your words when you are with people.”
#29. Be who you needed when you were younger”
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#30. The universe is giving you signs every day in your sleep, on your timeline, in your conversations, on the radio, in the clouds, in epiphanies. Pay attention to them and peace them together. You will notice a pattern. The universe is communicating with you.”
#31. Exercise makes you look better naked. So does tequila. Your choice.”
#32. I just want to spend the rest of my life laughing.”
#33. If idiots could fly this place would be an airport”
#34. Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today.”
#35. Doing what you like is freedom. Liking what you do is happiness.”
#36. Embrace the glorious mess that you are.”
#37. It’s lonely at the top. That’s why a Bugatti has 2 seats and a bus has 50.”
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#39. Sometimes I think I’m too picky. Then I watch my dog look for a place to poop”
#40. Not everyone gets the same version of me. One person might tell you I’m an amazing beautiful soul. Another person will say I’m a cold-hearted asshole. Believe them both, I act accordingly.”
#41. Everybody is a genius. But, if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will spend its whole life believing it is stupid.”
#42. Stop looking for a partner. Focus on your goals. Focus on gaining knowledge. Focus on growing as a person. Only then the right person will find you.”
#43. If I cut you off, chances are, you handed me the scissors.”
#44. Forget all the reasons why it won’t work and believe the one reason why it will!”
#45. I’ve been in a #I don’t even care anymore” mood a lot lately”
#46. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.”
#47. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
#48. Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it.”
#49. A good friend will bail you out of jail… a best friend will be sitting beside you, saying, #Damn! That was fun!”
#50. Maturity is learning to walk away from people and situations that threaten your peace of mind, self-respect, values, morals and self worth.”
#51. I always get to where I am going by walking away from where I have been”
#52. Mr. Bean taught me one thing in life. Enjoy your own company instead of expecting someone else to make you happy.”
#53. The worst part of dieting is realizing this is just how I should be eating all the time”
#54. The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating.”
#55. It’s not who you are that holds you back, it’s who you think you’re not.”
#56. Broken crayons still color”
#57. A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you can’t get very far until you change it.”
#58. The best things in life aren’t things”
#59. Never ignore a person who loves you, cares for you, and misses you. Because one day, you might wake up from your sleep and realize that you lost the moon while counting the stars.”
