Looking for some cute quotes for your Twitter feed or bio? We have rounded up the best collection of cute twitter quotes, sayings, bio, captions, one-liners (with images and pictures) which you will love to post on your feeds!!!
Twitteratis are always on a hunt to post fresh, cute and funny tweets. Anything witty, sarcastic and sweet about love, life, or oneself amazes them. These cute quotes for Twitter will surely make a place on your Twitter feeds.
We have categorized these cute tweets in the following sections for all tweeplers;
- Cute Twitter Quotes
- Cute Twitter Bio Quotes
- Sweet Love Quotes For Twitter
Cute Twitter Quotes
- “One day you’ll realize how much I cared.”
- “I just want peace…no heartaches, no tears, no pain.”
- “Why is life so… como se dice… emotionally draining.”
- “I can’t stop thinking about the nap I take after school…”
- “Once the bond break, the history don’t matter anymore.”
- “If you are tweeting how busy you are…you’re not busy.”
- “I refresh Twitter as thoughtlessly as some twirl their hair.”
- “I don’t tweet very much. I still believe in the mystery of an artist.”
- “Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week.”
- “If you send someone a snarky Tweet, does that make you an Angry Bird?”
- “When you’ve got 5 minutes to fill, Twitter is a great way to fill 35 minutes.”
- “Twitter is a place where one person can help another person anywhere in the world.”
- “It’s not just about consuming content, but sharing it, passing it on, and adding to it.”
- “Unless it’s something really spectacular, don’t tweet me your breakfast, I don’t care.”
- “If you want to know where your heart is, look at where your mind goes when it wanders.”
- “Twitter is not a technology. It’s a conversation. And it’s happening with or without you.”
- “…don’t tell me I should only talk to people with a high influence score, or I’ll Klout you…”
- “We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.”
- “If you’re on Twitter, what you’re saying is, ‘I’m important enough for you to care what I think’.”
- “On Twitter, we get excited if someone follows us. In real life, we get really scared and run away.”
- “99% [of my Twitter feed is] links, but 1% is me responding and 1% of a big number is a big number.”
- “Twitter is fun because it lets me stay in touch with all my original readers who grew up with my books.”
- “Twitter is the perpetual cocktail party where everyone is talking at once but nobody is saying anything.”
- “Twitter makes me like people I don’t even know, and Facebook makes me hate people I know in real life.”
- “I’ve had to learn when not to tweet. Like, you learn how to keep your mouth shut? Learn to keep your tweet shut.”
- “Whenever you feel down, you can check on Twitter and feel better about yourself, because it’s only people who like you.”
- “Dance like the photo’s not being tagged, Love like you’ve never been unfriended, Tweet like nobody’s following.”
- “Don’t ever tell people on Twitter that you’re tweeting while you’re driving … it’s worse than saying you’re cutting up kittens.”
- “I tweet, therefore my entire life has shrunk to 140 character chunks of instant event & predigested gnomic wisdom. & swearing.”
- “The best way to engage honestly with the marketplace via Twitter is to never use the words “engage,” “honestly,” or “marketplace.”
- “If you’re dating me you have to be comfortable with a lot of casual silence. Sometimes I just don’t talk. Sometimes I don’t shut up and talk about random shit.”
Cute Twitter Bio Quotes/Posts
- Stay salty.
- Fresher than you.
- Abnormally normal!
- Aggressively unfancy.
- Musty but not yet moldy.
- Born at a very young age.
- Who’s a good boy? I am!
- My mom says I’m special.
- Professional over thinker.
- I prefer my puns intended.
- Sassy, classy, and bad-assy.
- Recovering ice cream addict.
- I found my Twitter password!
- Adulting is soup and I am a fork.
- Pretty from afar, far from pretty.
- I believe in annoyed at first sight.
- Self-love seems so often unrequited.
- I am the human equivalent of a typo.
- Life is hard. It’s harder if you’re stupid.
- Forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate!
- I’m so much cooler online. Aren’t we all?
- One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
- I’m here to avoid my friends on Facebook.
- I want to be nice, but everyone annoys me.
- Insert pretentious stuff about myself here.
- If I was funny, I would have a good Twitter bio.
- Just dropped my new single. It’s me. I’m single.
- I’m real, and I hope some of my followers are too.
- I’m not always sarcastic. Sometimes, I’m sleeping.
- In a world full of trends, I want to remain a classic.
- I’m so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!
- I may not be special, but I’m definitely limited edition!
- I put “ces” in “success.” Without me, life will just” succ.”
- Wanna know what else is bigger than my smile? My heart.
- So you want to hear a couple of general and useless tweets?
- I try not to laugh at my jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.
- Don’t follow me because I don’t even know where I’m going.
- I know that looks aren’t everything, but I have them just in case.
- I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I am joking.
- If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me.
Sweet Love Quotes For Twitter
- “You belong with me.”
- “Pretty with no boyfriend.”
- “Someone actually likes me back.”
- “I’m thinking about you right now…”
- “Why am I so brave until it comes to you?”
- “You can be my superhero, and let me be your weakness.”
- “The one you miss most is usually the one you need most.”
- “If you love me only in my dreams, I wanna sleep forever.”
- “My heart is set on one person ain’t nobody changing that.”
- “You caught me looking at you, to see if you were looking at me.”
- “You know you have experienced real love, when you have lost it.”
- “All I needed was something to hold on to, even if it was imaginary.”
- “When you love him,He’ll drive you crazy,Just because he knows he can.”
- “If he takes time to argue with you, he cares about you more than you think.”
- “Talking to you, laughing with you, being with you, changes my whole mood.”
- “If my boyfriend wanna go through my phone and ruin his day that’s on him.”
- “If a girl says “I hate you” with a smile on her face bro she loves you lowkey lol.”
- “Even if we end up as “just friends” the love I have for you ain’t going nowhere.”
- “Smile… let everyone know that today you’re a lot stronger than you were yesterday.”
- “Its Hard To Tell Your Mind To Stop Loving Someone… When Your Heart Still Does.”
- “Don’t give up on someone who made you laugh when you didn’t even want to smile.”
- “Love makes the relationship. Trust makes the difference in the success of the relationship.”
- “Sometimes you just have to smile, pretend everything is okay, hold back the tears and just walk away.”
- “Love. Everyone wants it, but only a few are willing to show love, especially when it isn’t easy to be loving.”
- “No matter how horrible my day was, talking to you for even just one minute makes everything seem perfect.”
- “Every relationship is messed up. What makes it perfect is if you still want to be there when things really suck.”
- “No one realized just how much I loved you, until you left me and they saw the silent tears coming from my heart.”
- “I am jealous of every girl who have hugged you. Because for that short second, she hold my whole entire world.”
- “Protect her, fight for her, kiss her, love her, hold her, laugh with her. But don’t make her fall, if you don’t plan to catch her.”
- “It’s hard to wait around for something you know may never happen but it’s even harder when you know it’s everything you want.”
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About The Author
Ananya Bhatt
I am Ananya a Graduate from Holmes College Sydney. I am a professional speaker and I love motivating people and inspire them to pursue their dreams. I have been an active contributor to The Random Vibez from last 2 years. Sharing quotes, proverbs, and sayings of great authors to touch people’s lives to make it better.
